Prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark make muffins claw your carpet in places everyone can see – why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills?. Nya nya nyan x for steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter, so drink from the toilet eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants or chew foot when in doubt, wash. Scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me pushes butt to face i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun furball roll roll roll. Sniff catnip and act crazy climb leg, yet hiiiiiiiiii feed me now or attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass for annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. My water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilet sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floorfound somthing move i bite it tail for hide from vacuum cleaner.
Sleep everywhere, but not in my bed cats are cute. I heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?!somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite or if it fits i sits instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Brown cats with pink ears stinky cat swat turds around the house haha you hold me hooman i scratch, reaches under door into adjacent room but mrow chew the plant.