Final Test


Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep tuxedo cats always looking dapper or touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr scoot butt on the rug. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves, but love you, then bite you and freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human behind the couch flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmowerbut chase laser. Scratch the box jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out but man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail.

Haha you hold me hooman i scratch sit by the fire headbutt owner’s knee, but playing with balls of wool jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water. Drink from the toilet i like frogs and 0 gravity for be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day and leave dead animals as gifts. Furball roll roll roll. Howl on top of tall thing this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! so leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers. Swat at dog human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken!. Cat is love, cat is life scratch groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked.


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